Monthly Archives: March 2008

March 24, 2008

On Spring

From The Vault: Spring’s Bittersweet Symphony This column originally appeared in the March 21, 2002, edition of The Breeze. In the original article I incorrectly and idiotically attributed “Bittersweet Symphony” to Third Eye Blind and I heard about it for … Continue reading →

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March 18, 2008

On Randomness

Randomness Ensues Checked my e-mail the other day and got that sudden rush of overwhelming glee I succumb to when I see a new message in there. Had a comment on the ‘other blog’ and went to check it. I … Continue reading →

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March 16, 2008

On Lingo

A Quick Glossary Of Terms I’m fully aware of the fact that I’m a guy whose sometimes hard to read. And more often than not, I’m even harder to talk to. Notsomuch because of my general aloof malaise, but because I … Continue reading →

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March 9, 2008

On Politics

An Open Letter To Hillary And Barack Listen up you two, because I’m not saying it again. You’re both walking a very fine line with those of us who vividly remember the 2000 presidential election as one of the darkest, most undemocratic … Continue reading →

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March 4, 2008

On Budding Talent

From The Vault: A Budding Writer Waiting To Bud This post was originally published in the Wauneta Breeze (aka The Best Small Town Newspaper In The World) on August 22, 2002. I don’t remember writing it, but recently rediscovered it … Continue reading →

On Ageless Wisdom

30 Things I Didn’t Really Know For Sure Until I Was 30 My wife turned 30 last week. I turned last April. In pondering our ages, I wonder how much truth there is to the theory of ‘older and … Continue reading →

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March 4, 2008

On Paternal Protectiveness

Parenting: For The Birds? One of the tasks of my most recent gig (yes, there have been a few more than I’m proud of) was spending roughly 15 minutes in the morning unlocking campers on the lot. At the … Continue reading →

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Monthly Archives: March 2008

On Spring

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